why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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