we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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