That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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