Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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