dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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