AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
