Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
