Dual....:-)
Porn is love you can see.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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