I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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