Non-Jews are for practice
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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