Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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