Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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