It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
They have beer where we have blood.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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