Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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