I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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