she was so not down for the gang bang
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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