i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My cat gives me a boner
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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