Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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