So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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