i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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