is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
not ubering you a puppy
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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