We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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