He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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