i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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