I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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