I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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