I hate your face
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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