Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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