I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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