i jhust puked up my retainher.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."