He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.