I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.