I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?