How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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