Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Your tits are I can't wait for
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Alive.
So much puke
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
