No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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