my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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