...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
