Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
