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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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