Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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