dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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