I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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