TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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