You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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