All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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