Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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