I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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