Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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