i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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