I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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