Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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