If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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