I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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