I wish I only lived at night.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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