margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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