We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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