i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
