do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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