You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize