Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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